I learned a lot today

1)If and when one reaches the age of 40, tight brightly colored blouses with a mini skirt look extremely frightening.

2) It is fairly easy to amuse oneself in the sock section of the underwear department.
i.e: A) Flinging socks at unsuspecting underwear shoppers and/or employees
B) Walking up to random people with socks on your hand and asking "what occasion requires this peculiar accessory?"

3) The little socks in the shoe department are meant to go on your bare feet (not your shoe, ear or nose.) They are also extremely thin and can tear easily.

4) Safety pins hurt really bad when you sit on them.

5) Old women should not plaster on inches of make-up in order to look twenty-five when their saggy butt clearly states that they are 300.

6) Apparently, along with hearing loss and loss of eyesight, old age come with loss of smell. Old people can't smell their own perfume and think it is necessary to choke everyone out of the room by spraying on 50 squirts.

7) When spraying perfume, aim away from your face. It doesn't taste good and it burns your eyes.

8) Bugs like wine.

9)Walking while writing is near impossible.

10)It is possible to become obsessed with a shirt and shoes can actually be cute. (Like the ones I got today...)

11)No matter how many times they change the look of Scrabble/Life/Monopoly/Chess/ or checkers it is still the same game.

12) Some people find it amusing to run around in circles, flapping their arms, and screaming WOO WOO WACK, in front of a comic book store....for no apparent reason.

13) Guys have a hard time staring at your face.

14) People walk like they drive and not always in straight lines.

15) Turtles can be on rings.

16)I am capable of acting like a normal human teenage girl minus the make-up.

17) Eyeshadow makes me want to paint a pretty picture on a persons face.

18) Peach lemonade is really good.

19) The best saying are on the worst and or/ most expensive shirts (I would hug you if you were a tree, death before dishonor)

20) Adults will give you annoyed looks even if you are just sitting there.

21Massage chairs actually hurt (maybe it's just the wings...)

22) Putting your hand on a mechanical massage chair, as amusing as it may be to watch your hand move along funkily with it, looks extremely odd.

23) Some people in the world must be really dumb if companies insist on labeling the actual shoebox with the word SHOES.

24) Sonar and I apparently sound cute together.( I had to put it there...lol)

I learned A LOT didn't I?

I love you, Sonar

Echo