Too long

This is going to be the longest trip of my life. and I have a problem. Lilac came with me and she is MAD. extremely mad. I found myself holding her back from attacking these "muggles" (humans) and doing bad things... It's getting harder and harder to bear.

Five days, Sonar says, FIVE days. Okay...so...thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday...FOUR DAYS.
I survived day 1, but that was the easiest. I also have the nights, which will be easier, but I can guarantee that there will be no sleeping in the very small-small-close-to-dog-crate room that I have. (Anya and her wonderful brother are in a freaking hotel.

This is a test I tell you a TEST. but there is secret info I need to find here. This is my own fault I guess) Apparently, the dress ain't right(the wing, I'm guessing...they think it's a birth defect...if only they knew...) and we have to go get me some dress shoes...with heels because I am "too short, it's a disgrace" (Yes, I can hear through walls people)

Things you need to be reminded of.

1)I am not a chair. Do not sit on me or step on my new shoes.
2)I am not a pack mule. Do not ask me to carry this and that.
3)I am not a slave. I have had enough of people bossing me around so do not ask me to get you your darn ice cream etc etc.
4)I am not a dress person. Do not criticize how I look in the dress you picked out.
5)I don't like frilly hats. Do not force me to wear them. (Ah yes, hat+the dress, I am going to look like a clown) Warning: girly hats make me look scary.
6)I am short; deal with it. Do not insult my height because I will show you what this 5'2" avian hybrid is capable of kicking.
7) I have never planned, nor had a wedding. Do not ask me to do it for you.
8) I was not the one who wanted to get married. Do not ask me to pick up your crap if you procrastinated (also, do not blame me)

Thanks

Much appreciated.

I love you so much Sonar. I miss you all. Wish this Mission was a little easier, but...then it wouldn't be a mission now would it?

Echo

Ps. Next time you have a conversation with someone take note of the first thing you started talking about and the topic you ended with. It is so funny to see how one thing can lead to another. Like I had a conversation today with someone and we got from pie to noses to colleges. I am aware that that was the most random thing to talk about, but hey. It's me (in the thing...) (that last little bit was for Radar...inside joke people.)

Echoecho